I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
