Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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