I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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