I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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