I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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