I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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