I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
I still have a little drunk in my system
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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