If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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