Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
