Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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