Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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