I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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