You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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