Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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