I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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