Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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