STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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