get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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