Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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