We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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