It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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