Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
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