I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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