I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
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