She said her name was "party"
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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