How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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