their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
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