It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
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