I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
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