I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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