just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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