We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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