Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
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