Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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