need another drink. this is the easiest way
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
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