My brain says no but my pants say off.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Randomize
