Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
Randomize
