There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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