Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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