I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
My feet surprised me
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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