I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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