Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
found the other keg... it's in the tree
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
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