Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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