we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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