I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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