he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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