Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
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