i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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