You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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