I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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